Bath
Via Umberto Arenile, 54
Forte dei Marmi (LU) Telephone 0584 83 502
Saturday, July 25 17.00
Enrica Bianchi
Presents
VLADIMIR SWAROVSKI
"What What is Pigheologia "
almost a chat about the shape of buttocks
With "Side B" in the current language refers to a particular area of \u200b\u200bthe body, which for various reasons it is not prudent to appoint under his own name. Vladimir with Swarovski Pigheologia try to explain, with references to historical, mythological and ethical why this area has been nameless for two millennia, the pelvic bone, hip bone commonly called, is also called, and for centuries in the classrooms anatomy was only called "unnamed". But the current "B-side" during the pre-human was the A side, with only the acquisition of the upright position, and face to face communication with the side A has become the butt, and now the B-side Don Milani
used to say that "We must say Ass to Ass, when it comes to Ass. But not once more, once or less. " That is to say that you may not be clear if you do not beat about the bush and using the right terms, even when it comes to things unmentionable. He could use the cliche of the most common bread and wine, but he preferred the word "Ass" as it is certainly more effective as an example. At this point I propose to give a shot in the barrel and a hit on the head, is called "Side C ...", addressed to the justice center, indeed, without side, "C ..." and nothing else. The C is ... perhaps the word that is more difficult to say even when you're on the subject, and this is why we have different names and he speaks often with turns of phrase and circumlocution, sometimes acrobatic, to try to avoid the term in some places being of dubious taste.
dell'innominabilità The reason for this anatomical area, noble origin, is perhaps to be found precisely in the source. Plato in the Symposium tells of the creation of mankind, that Zeus fashioned men bonded, attached to the back like Siamese twins. Continue writer mythological, that men did not suffer from anxiety because they were constantly together with the soul mate, were strong, because had two pairs of arms and legs, and the vision of three hundred and sixty degrees. Men sin of pride, this case is the common version of Moses, and was the reason that Zeus divided them, and sentenced them to look for. At present this story continues on, and again when we say we seek a soul mate, or spouse. Besides you do not go, and rarely those who have not studied ancient literature or the high school gymnasium in the know. But the story continues with the repentance of Zeus that he feels compassion for the wounded left on the back, and ordered a god of remodeling. It is said that it was modeled so well that the vision could not escape the form impressions of divinity, which confirmed the origin divine man, of course pagan. For the ancient Greeks buttocks were a crucial moment to establish the beauty and poise, as well as the element where it is most evident difference between man and beast. Fidia urged his students to pay close attention in the modeling of the buttocks, because that is where lies the secret of beauty. With the advent of Christianity, this piece of history was rigorously removed, and that's why the buttocks were banned in the sunlight, and it was absolutely forbidden to talk about it. Today, as a reminder that the buttocks are a uniquely human characteristic, is the cliche that is used most frequently for "luck." The ancient Greeks, both to return to the holders of ancient culture, believed that among the living only humans possess the buttocks. This was confirmed by subsequent studies of anatomy. The gluteus maximus muscle, which is the most important in the establishment of the model of the buttocks, is designed to enable and maintain the standing position. It goes without saying that this lack by the rest of living things that only humans can stand, and the Devil, who is able to disguise and camouflage for men, not only has the buttocks, can not even imitate . The cunning of the Devil is such that prefers to appear at midday when the sun is overhead and not produces shadows. In this way, do not naturally produce as shadow spirit, blends better. There is only one way to find out: to show her buttocks. The Devil at the sight of a beautiful ... C, for its lack of shame turns his attention elsewhere, taking away any malevolent charm. That is a lucky person is said to Ass.
During the evening, sir, permitting, perform some Pigheologie. With Pigheologia is possible to identify the personality of the ladies, ladies only, and will clarify the difference between the buttocks of women and men's buttocks, and between personality and character.
It is therefore very welcome the participation of the ladies, and tolerated the presence very discreet and no right to speak of the lords, who will take this opportunity to kindly take the places of the fund.
Admission free. Bids will be devoted to the Green Cross and the Red Cross Committee Viareggio Versilia.
For more information: 360 35.33.89
Vladimir Swarovski
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